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We shall prove and we shall show to your satisfaction that the plaintiff cannot meet his burden of proof and that ACME Company made its products as safe as possible in keeping with the state of the art of technology when said products were placed into the stream of commerce.
Moreover, the evidence will show that the plaintiff assumed known risks associated with the use of the products he ordered; he also failed to heed printed warnings; he intentionally misused said products; and he made substantial charges to the design and character of the products as to void all warranties and absolving Acme of all civil liability.
His proof of defects is nothing more than sales slips from Acme. He cannot produce a physical engineer to cite one defect in Acme's products. He does not mention the fact that this happened over 25 years ago--well past the applicable statute of limitations. The exploded view assembly instructions show the torque values for all bolts in connection with the assembly of the sled.
Please post to the Rubber Room, as default judgment against defendant would be an injustice. ===================================================== In the United States District Court Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona The Honorable Homer Simpson, Presiding Wile E. Mc Slick of Fairweather, Winters, and Summers, Attorney for Acme Company: The plaintiff, Coyote, has filed a lawsuit against, my client, the Acme Company sounding in tort for products liability alleging that Acme Co., was negligent, reckless, and placed products into the stream of commerce through its mail order catalogues.
THE MANUFACTURER DISCLAIMS ALL CIVIL LIABILITY IN CONNECTION WITH IMPROPER, UNINTENDED OR ILLEGAL USE OF EXPLOSIVE DEVICES.